Quotes of 2009

"I'm so bored with the R.o.K."

"Quit distracting everybody with your anal vision."

"What's your favorite drug?"
"Like, LSD, so obviously."

"My office accepts only beauty."

"Dude, how fucking weird is anime porn?"

"You're just tossing my salad."

"He's gotta boner tonight."

"Teacher, teacher, TEA-CHER!"

"Panty Dan 2, I'm Panty Dan 2! Oh my dung is smells bad!"

"Lobster, lobster, law-ob-ster."

"Teacher, there is gum on my pants."

"Let's sleep together."

"Shut your ears, F."
"Shut your asshole!"
"Look what South Park has done to you."

"I can tell by the inflection of your face that you're a dick."

"I've been here for ten hours."
"You win."

"You make them dance for Ho-Ho's?"

"Cow? Like (squirt noise). Ahhhhh."

"Dan 2 teacher you're so handsome, yeah. Teaching all the students that you can, yeah."

"Your face is under attack."

Oh, Iris has such beautiful handwriting teacher. Look how beatific her handwriting is teacher."

"Dan 2 teacher is handsomer than Big Bang."

"Screw you guys, I'm going Home Plus."

"Teacher, my dick is about to burst!"

"Face jizz?"

"Simon says 'write an essay.'"

"So I killed your MA class."

"Oh, sorry. I was going to kill myself but I forgot my pistol."

...more to come.