After four months in Korea I have certainly noticed a dominant trend in this country toward one gender. I am convinced with out a doubt that the Asian lust for efficiency is leading it to the ultimate destiny of mono-genderedness. This will help to avoid the messy complications of romance and utterly sidestep the sloppy process of duel-parent child rearing.
This is the most popular band in Korea, Big Bang. I did a double blind study to see the effect this picture had upon the local populace. Women instantly went into shrieking fits while men just stared in quiet awe, indicating a desire to follow in their footsteps. Note the fact that their close can work for either gender. Causing women to be attracted to effeminate weirdos while men desire to become that effeminate weirdo. If this trend goes unchecked throughout Korea, the logical conclusion is the greatest merger in history, a continuous gender neutral population. No more drafting half your citizens for a war. Everyone is on the table. No more complicated taxation for single mothers or punishment for dead beat fathers. They will become one and the same.
The benefits of a genderless society are never ending. No more Mens' or womens' rooms. Endless asexual reproduction. Every industry from lingerie to auto repair will see a doubling of it's profits as both sides become one and the same and will need access to both. The disappearance of rape will surely be a hurtful loss to the peninsula, but nothing that won't be forgotten with time. The glass ceiling, the unfair pay advantage and class. This is truly the most efficient way to run a society. The true Worker's Paradise.
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